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current collections:
control (new)
ligament
branch
mech
irony

what to put where:
ears
necks
wrists
fingers
clothes
tables
keys

odds and ends:
last few pieces to join
past ponderings
it takes a team

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ears



 

thorns ears
silver warning, or enticement, these dangling stems. who holds the flower?

 
 

fallen three buds
these tiny branches were rescued from a felled tree outside cbgb's, new york city. where will you make them grow?

 
 

fallen seeds
planted now in air, what might sprout? perhaps a compliment or two...

 
 

missile micronaut chest missile
once fired from his chest (or the flank-mounted launcher of his steed), now the fearsome baron karza's missiles have been safely defused.

 
 

cradling hands
for holding q-tips or managing the tiny star fragments lingering in your hair. for pinching poison into a foe's glass or merely making you the six-legged creature you've often dreamed of being: mech buttefly, mech ladybug, mech superbeetle ready to conquer the world...

 
 

torquens explicaris
ah. it was you who fooled them all, going straight until the moment they turned. then proving your art.

 
 

torquens scindo
sometimes called the witches' fork, you once held dearly some steady branch, twisting yourself into these curls imagining his loss. no brooms, no evil--just wonder that you once held the world.

 
 

torquens pandae
your first word was, "boing!", which was only appropriate. little springer, your feet and your head were always ecstatic, ready to jive merrily from happy ears.

 
 

gun forty five earrings
the forty five hand gun was designed to stop the a man dead in his tracks; this version will not do that.

 
 

gun tiny revolver earrings
our dear childhood hero the lone ranger and his hi ho silver carried (or, more accurately, his tiny toy self carried) this teeny tiny revolver. who was that masked man?

 
 

gun lobros
the decidely disturbing lobros from the oceans of the zenon had this devious device instead of a right hand. now you can have it instead of an earring (carefully modified to prevent accidental firing).

 
 

gun black hole sentry
do you wish to wield the same laser weapon as the s.t.a.r. and sentries from the black hole? this, then, is most certainly one of your last chances as the ghost ships steer madly toward the point of no return.

 
 

inverted head acroyear
his head inverted, the evil acroyear ii sees the world through crazed, mirrored eyes, his helmet like a silver claw.

 
 

inverted head galactic warrior
the noble galactic warrior, beheaded in a nefarious plot for your wearing pleasure, can now stare with blank eyes at friends and enemies alike. do his eyes narrow slightly at the latter?

 
 

fascine petite unbound
you carry a simple story: a bird twittered, a sun turned. it was autumn, and the air smelled like smoky earth and bright sky.

 
 

fascine duus
when she passed by, you thought, "i would give up all my springs if her hair might remember its tree-origins and her body its willow days..." and now, ah, see how she remembers! her springs are more complete.

 
 

fascine unbound
three simple paths leading everywhere. naturally, you were found growing at a crossroads. bandits, a witch, and two lovers parted ways.

 
 

missile misguided
perpetually falling from your ears and neck, these damoclesian weapons serve as warning for those who would take for granted the work you do.

 
 

fascine unus
when the wind blows, hear how the moon laughs! you were found at such a time, one of you happy, one of you sad. united now, you no longer envy the moon.